judge: does the defendant have any special requests
me: Death penalty
judge: youre only charged with shoplifting,you only have to do a bit of community service
me *leaning forward so my lips touch the mic*: Please murder me
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omfg im laughing so hard i fell asleep on my keyboard last night and i just found this
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One entire row of ‘f’s takes 10 seconds to type. There are 45 lines per page, so you take 450 seconds per page. You claim to have typed 184 pages, which would take a total of 82800 seconds, or exactly 23 hours. You are a liar
You forgot that she was holding down the key. This accelerates the rate at which the f’s appear; once the ‘f’s appear at a rapid rate, it’s about 3.4 seconds per line. Also, 45 lines per page is generous - I counted and given that the page is Times New Roman, 12pt font, it’s about 41 lines.
This means that it’s 139.4 seconds per page, times 184 is 25649.6 seconds, and that rounds out to about 7.1 hours, or 7 hours 7 minutes.
It’s perfectly reasonable for her to have slept!
can you fucking believe that McCree is voiced by Jotaro in both english and japanese???????
this is the first time i’ve opened this app in… christ, a really long time. it wasn’t even downloaded on my phone, i just kept getting emails about new followers, and eventually i caved and redownloaded this.
i mean, i don’t see myself getting back into tumblr at all. i’m on twitter now instead. i prefer it for a lot of reasons, which i don’t want to get into right now, but here’s my twitter if you really want to follow me somewhere where i’ll actually post: @finallyzach
i make mashups now, at soundcloud.com/zachcg
maybe i’ll use this blog as another place to post my mashups when i release them??? if i ever use tumblr again, it’ll most likely be just as a promotional tool for my mashups.
anyway, back to the real world
-zach cg
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