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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
himederriere
apatheticghost

omfg im laughing so hard i fell asleep on my keyboard last night and i just found this

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thevardi

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pau1y

One entire row of ‘f’s takes 10 seconds to type. There are 45 lines per page, so you take 450 seconds per page. You claim to have typed 184 pages, which would take a total of 82800 seconds, or exactly 23 hours. You are a liar

jenstiel

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riningear

You forgot that she was holding down the key. This accelerates the rate at which the f’s appear; once the ‘f’s appear at a rapid rate, it’s about 3.4 seconds per line. Also, 45 lines per page is generous - I counted and given that the page is Times New Roman, 12pt font, it’s about 41 lines. 

This means that it’s 139.4 seconds per page, times 184 is 25649.6 seconds, and that rounds out to about 7.1 hours, or 7 hours 7 minutes. 

It’s perfectly reasonable for her to have slept!

somebrokecollegegirl

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himederriere
  • what she says: I'm fine
  • what she means: What the fuck kind of custody arrangement does The Parent Trap family have? Whose idea was it to take one kid each and never speak to each other again? Never even tell the daughter they're raising that they're a twin? Nobody hates their ex-spouse that much, and if you do you definitely don't want that person raising one of your kids. Why are the extended family and friends going along with this? Were they sworn to secrecy? Why? How did they choose who would take which twin? Did they both just have a clear favorite? How do you not eat yourself alive with guilt over a decision like that? Why did they make it in the first place? Did a judge make the decision? Who the fuck was THAT guy? Either the family in The Parent Trap have some incredibly dark secrets that weren't explored in the movies (original or remake) or they're the worst "good" parents in fictional family history.

this is the first time i’ve opened this app in… christ, a really long time. it wasn’t even downloaded on my phone, i just kept getting emails about new followers, and eventually i caved and redownloaded this.

i mean, i don’t see myself getting back into tumblr at all. i’m on twitter now instead. i prefer it for a lot of reasons, which i don’t want to get into right now, but here’s my twitter if you really want to follow me somewhere where i’ll actually post: @finallyzach

i make mashups now, at soundcloud.com/zachcg

maybe i’ll use this blog as another place to post my mashups when i release them??? if i ever use tumblr again, it’ll most likely be just as a promotional tool for my mashups.

anyway, back to the real world
-zach cg